Random Smart Ass thoughts





ianbrooks:

Remember! If a future you tries to warn you about this test… dont listen!
You should never trust time-displaced versions of yourselves, that’s just good all-around advice. Especially if they want to have sex with you. And to anyone who goes back in time to make out with their former self: hands in pockets, mister! Universe-shattering paradoxes are not worth violating your younger you. Trust me.
(via: zeptozephyr)

ianbrooks:

Remember! If a future you tries to warn you about this test… dont listen!

You should never trust time-displaced versions of yourselves, that’s just good all-around advice. Especially if they want to have sex with you. And to anyone who goes back in time to make out with their former self: hands in pockets, mister! Universe-shattering paradoxes are not worth violating your younger you. Trust me.

(via: zeptozephyr)

(Source: ianbrooks, via caninesloth)